Friday, 23 April 2010

An Idea For Good Christians - Every Sperm Is Sacred

Here's a thought.

The Roman Catholic Church has over a billion members.

An estimated 22.4 million people are living with HIV in the Sub-Saharan African region. (around two thirds of the global total.)

Roman Catholics should storm the Vatican demanding the acknowledgement of the use of condoms.
If they would refuse to comply, then these good Christians should proceed with burning down one church per week until they do.

"Burning down a church!?" Some might say...
Come on! Just pretend its witch season!

If you consider that every hour 31 children die as a result of AIDS, 1 church a week is actually very reasonable.

NO! You won't be arrested! You guys are over a BILLION! Where are they going to put you guys? The Vatican?

PS: People that sign up for the cause should not be demoted from their actions by any attempts of the Church to appeal to their conscience. The people you are dealing with have NONE.

PPS: Burn down JUST the churches ok?

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